Subject: funny...

 
"Things Millionaire Steve Forbes Will Do If He's
                       Elected President"


10. Put the federal deficit on his Visa card
9. Call Ross Perot and say, "eat my dust, you crazy little squirrel"
8. Hire all the unemployed people to take turns making him toast
7. Change spelling of country to "United $tate$ of America"
6. Flat tax your ass like there's no tomorrow
5. Buy Bosnia, fire the Serbs
4. In presidential limo, replace Big Mac holder with Grey Poupon 
holder
3. New address: White House 90210
2. Throw himself an even bigger victory party than O.J. Simpson's
1. Whatever the hell he wants